Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Pimpin Kenny G's Wife Kristen (Crissy) - An Adult Post

Okay, maybe not the title to use for a post geared towards self gratification. And then again, that might not be the best sentence to start the post with either. Oh well, I'll explain, but if easily offended, you might want to skip this post, and if at work you might want to delete your browsers history right now. :-)

Creative license taken with StoogePie's cartoon.

My wife has a blog friend, okay, more than one, that can be a bit racy, or raucous, in the rowdy and disorderly sort of way. Anyway, their blogs may be a bit scandalous, but to this point it appears to be language and sexual innuendo (okay maybe past innuendo), but not to the point of breastfeeding pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears and a federal child pornography investigation (yet). Although, from what I have seen, I would not put it past the very talented Stoogie (as my wife calls him) to come up with a comic featuring Jamie Lynn and Crissy breastfeeding with guest appearances from Jamie Lynn's sister Britney.

Okay, where do I fit in with all of this stuff outside my more conservative realm, well it is about the prizes. Based on some statements that Crissy has made regarding posing naked on her blog if she would win the Hottest Mommy Blogger category of the Blooger Choice Awards, StoogePie has stepped up to make her (or maybe his) dream come true by sponsoring a contest. One which he calls Stoogepie’s Nude MILF Contest. The prizes started at:

A Sony DSC-T300 Cyber-shot® 10-Megapixel Digital Camera - Silver—list price $499.99
A Sony LCS-THM/B Genuine Black Leather Case—list price $49.99
A Sandisk 4GB Memory Stick Pro Duo—list price $39.99
Total Retail Value: $589.97!

This was for the Contest, which has since grown to a Sweepstakes, as more prizes have been added.

Adobe Photoshop CS3, boxed retail version for Windows (Hmm, not CS4, but this and possibly the HandyCam which I'll give more insight on below, are what I am after. The camera would be great for my wife, I think I will stick with my new Sony Alpha a350, thank you. I recently got the 70-300 telephoto lens to go with it. Yeah!).
A signed copy of Melissa Lion‘s novel, Swollen.
A signed copy of Melissa Lion‘s novel, Upstream.

You can read more about the rules, etc. on Stoogie's blog (Nude MILF Contest, Nude MILF Pimp Prize), but I have forewarned you about the site content, so you would be proceeding of your own free will.

Now in an effort to PIMP (promote) the cause of getting Crissy (Kristen) nominated for Hottest Mommy Blogger, Stoogie has thrown in one more prize specifically to pimping the cause. That is the other prize that I would be interested in, the Sony Handycam HDR-TG1.

So here I am, maybe against my better judgement, pimping the whole "Vote for Crissy", cause (Stoogie's post has info on how to enter). So if anyone asks you who convinced you to vote for Crissy, feel free to tell them Bonj (and thanks for doing so).

Okay, now we return to regular programming, you can open your eyes and read future posts again.


Kristen said...

Wow! Thanks for pimpin the stoogie's sweepstakes even though you're scared of what people will think of you for associating with the likes of us!

stoogepie said...

Dude, I love what you did to Mister Shorts!

Hooray! You're in the running for all the prizes now! Thanks for pimping!

Hey, we have exactly six copies of CS4 and they are all activated. The CS3 is the full retail so, once Adobe starts to sell CS4 for real, you can upgrade for like $200. I think you'll get some kind of offer as soon as you activate CS3.

And, just for the record, Bonj usually does not associate with me.

There. I said it. So, Bonj, thanks again for pimping. I'll send over those DVDs I promised you right now except for Goats 'n' Grannies. I haven't finished that one yet.

Bonj said...

You are both welcome. I'll be looking for the DVDs. Hopefully I can get to the mailbox before Shelly.